That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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