yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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