you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The uberlube is also flammable
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
