You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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