Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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