Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
