I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Quick, to the slutcave!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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