I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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