They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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