My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
where are my eyebrows?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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