u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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