i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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