no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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