Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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