Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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