whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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