Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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