ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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