So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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