So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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