They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Shame - the story of my life.
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