He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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