Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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