he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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