this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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