Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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