I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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