Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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