I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize