I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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