So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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