I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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