Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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