went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
3 2 1 whiskey
We had sex on a dog bed..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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