is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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