so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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