guys are not supposed to queef...right?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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