***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I wish I only lived at night.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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