he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i would punch a child for taco bell
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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