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(407): View more from Florida

Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.

(661): View more from California

Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.

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(1-917): View more from New York City

you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...

(917): View more from New York City

oh thats it?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.

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(310): View more from California

Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.

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(716): View more from New York

can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that

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(347): View more from New York

Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it

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(314): View more from Missouri

high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am

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