On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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