she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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