The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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