Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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