just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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