Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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