she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We left the knife in your bed.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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