Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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