We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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