You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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