I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Randomize
