I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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