It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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