My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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