Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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