Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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